"Get married as soon as possible otherwise people will think you're dumb"

Really makes me feel like locking myself up and never see sunlight again.

Friday is going to be the first of May, which means two things: granny's birthday & national holiday ( Read more... )

Don't have many news, except from the fact that while I was ironing my jeans earlier today, I ironed my right index finger as well. It hurts like hell.
Oh, and apparently I've become a driving pro.

Mom: "If somebody comes up with the same old she-can't-drive shit, I'ma choke them. Srsly."I now use the car twice (if not thrice) a day, of course ( Read more... )

Most of my relatives thought that my birthday was on the 4th. And apologized therefore as soon as I told them it's not ==; Well you can't expect too much from those selfish and slimy fellas. In fact when I talk about family I mean parents, sister, grannies (on mom's side) and cats. Period.

Words would spoil this. ETA: I thought it was something ( Read more... )

I've been hyper and STUPID all day. Laughing and joking around with mom and stuff like that ( Read more... )